Dolts

H&M black shirt

Since I hate suiting and office attire in general, I doubt I’ll ever spend money on shirting. Still, one can’t live off of t-shirts alone, and a black collared shirt does serve a purpose. Mine are $25 or less from the women’s section at H&M. More interesting cuts, fuss-free, perfect sleeves.

John Elliott leather windbreaker

Much to my dismay, today was sunnier than it should be. Which meant everyone in SOMA was dressed like it was 90 degrees. Seriously, CHILL. I opted for a lighter (leather) jacket, but I wasn’t about to go out in shorts and flip flops like some of the dolts who’ve been craving summer in March.

JW Anderson buckle shoes

Seeing as how there was no threat of rain (as I was promised…), I decided to patent my feet and complete the errand boy look.

Proenza Schouler rucksack
Blackmeans coin pouch

And what errand boy is complete without proper rucksack and coin sack? I need some woven magic to break things up a bit, but I’ll admit the backpack print didn’t jive with the color of the jacket. It was pretty ugly. Like, I saw my reflection on the way home and literally cringed.