This is not a guide.

No trend forecasts. No fashion history or industry news (I don’t work in fashion, media, or the arts). Certainly no rules for what “every guy” should wear. Rhymes With Bag is where I consider how (and why) I don the clothes I've curated over the years.

From high-end steals to secondhand finds, my closet is full of random anecdotes, questionable choices, and lots of ABC (all black clothing). I unpack it all through OOTD analysis, to better appreciate and wring the most joy out of my wardrobe.